moved...

...Here

somehow the pain of those that have died in the quake isnt as intense as that of those dying right in front of out eyes coz of idiotic humans. Sure death is in Allah's hands, but, so is it in humans e.g: murderer. Why do people forget that their actions and intentions will be accounted for one day. --BL Doctor's diary Dr Irfan Noor is keeping a diary for the BBC News website from Pakistan's North West Frontier Province where he is working as part of a medical relief team. [http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/4347374.stm] [via mehfish]

Quake rocks Pakistan, India, Afghanistan

ISLAMABAD, Pakistan - A powerful 7.6-magnitude earthquake rocked South Asia on Saturday, killing dozens of people and injuring hundreds in Pakistan, India and Afghanistan. Several villages in northern Pakistan were buried in landslides, and casualties could be �massive,� a Pakistan army spokesman said.

:- qaukes, tsunamis, hurricanes. this is all way too freaky.

On a side note, we were out thursday evening at the Ajman beach. Had dinner at a nice little outdoorsy restaurant. Sat outside under the star studded skyyyy. awesome weather too. ramadhan alway shas this festive feeling in the evenings. this year however, its quite different. and its so obviously because of Sheikh Zayed death. Loud music blaring in cars passing by while the azan was going on. Needless to say these are being driven by arabs. i am not singling them out, but htis is their muslim country afterall. After we had dinner and were walkin towards our car i saw all these arab dudes sitting on a mat, hookah on their side, GAMBLING!

Now ganbling had started a while back too in Ajman. Sheikh Zayed found out and had it all closed down. No sooner had the news of his death made public, you could see people gambling out on the streets. It's just so scary. It's like being warped back into the dark ages forcefully along with the others who choose to. Coz you are after all, living in the same society.

Even tho i've always felt that the extra piety most people show in ramadhan is ususally hypocrisy, i now realize what RESPECT for the month of ramadhan is. I dont care if you fast or not, pray or not, drink or not, gamble or not, being a muslim even if it be on paper, show osme respect. If you're not gonna do it, how the hell do u expect the world to show any respect towards your religion? And accept it or not, the responsibility falls heavily on the nationals of the country, in this case the local arabs. Theyre just making a laughing stock of themselves (heck most already have) infront of all the forigners that come to this country. And all the praticing muslims, arabs included, have to suffer the brunt of it all.

what the hell is this world coming to? hell indeed i guess.

when petrol prices rise

my take :)

noticed how the media always keeps away from any form of positive development in any religion in the name of secularism. Yet, everytime someone ommits a crim ein the name of religion its always promoted. And the religion is always pointed at. Not the individual(s). They never even bother to point out that the religion on the hot seat does NOT preach such actions. They will however quote some [insert religion] apologist saying how they need to tame their followers, and that the majority isnt like that. Let's take rape for example. No religion preaches it, yet everytime it happnes in a third world countries its always blamed as the baranrism supposedly present in the individuals religion. Rape has nothing to do with religion! even an idiot knows that! its purely a very selfish, evil and materialistic crime. And a sin in religion. It's not religion that makes thing difficult for women in these societies. its the culture. a culture that was prevalent even before, for example, islam was revealed. That culture still prevails. And now that these block headed people are paper muslims, they use islam as a divine pretext to abuse women and other human rights. Ther eis a fine line between culture and religion and its high time it got pointed out. Islam abolished all these barbaric cultural practices, but they are more or less back in place now and, shamefully, this time they are in the name of islam itself. Growing up, I always believed that all preists and hindu pundits were evul child molestors and rapists. Seriously. That's coz the only mention i've ever seen/heard in the media is of these very isolated cases. And since thats ALL i ever get to see/hear about them in the media, it's only natural for me to unconciously assume that that's what they all are. We all know thats not true and again, its an individual thing. It's the person who should be punished, not the religion. So heres a thought, everytime you read about one evil religious cleric, try to talk about one if not two good clerics. Post it on your blog, write an article for ur local newspaper, a magazine or just mention it to your clique or even family. Just bring it up so that it remains in peopels ACTIVE memory. So that they have real people and examples to cite and not just the passive believe at the back of their mind that their relgiion is not evil. that they are not evil. the media'll most probably not publish it... coz seriously... who cares? that wont make their paper sell. And that's when you question them about their 'secular' policy. Bring it out in the open. Punish th eperson for the crime, not his/her relgiion which he/she isn't following anyway! Punish the individual and not an entire society. I have a few personal favorites when it comes to present day muslim clerics, but i'm not going to name them, at least for now, in this post. Because even tho my loyalty lies with Islam, this isnt't about religion. :) It's about ethics. Go on, spread some positivity around you. Spread the truth.

Oh, if there's one thing I hang onto that gets me thru the nite

I ain't gonna do what I don't want to; I'm gonna live my life

Shining like a diamond, rolling with the dice

Standing on the ledge, I show the wind how to fly

When the world gets in my face, I say�

Have a nice day

Have a nice day

--Have A Nice Day, Bon Jovi

anyone seen the vdo? really neat. i just got myself that evul smiley pin and messenger bag :-D luvin it!

Gone Fishing

i always knew i was a star.

"If we don't believe in freedom of expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all." -Noam Chomsky

so they coudlnt find blogger.com for. that's ok. they coudlnt find hotmail.com for someone. heres the url: [http://sea.search.msn.com/dnserror.aspx?FORM=DNSAS&q=www.hotmail.com]

the smart alec didn't understand why that happened. so he/she googled it up: [http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&q=%22http%3A%2F%2Fsea.search.msn.com%2Fdnserror.aspx%3FFORM%3DDNSAS%26q%3Dwww.hotmail.com%22&btnG=Search&meta=]

click to see where that led to. :-D

Oh someone looking for "Musharrafs sex life" also ended up here :-/

"Why is this heart of yours so unbelieving? It�s not as if Truth is dead"

Sigh. Why are ppl so afraid to trust?

That's the english translation of the song sanwal by junoon from their album parvaaz. you can get the lyrics, both the original in urdu and the english version, here.

More Useful Everyday

:( i got tagged WAAAAH! :(

5 years ago: I was a retard. 1 year ago: no improvement. 5 songs i know all the words to: baa baa black sheep, twinkle twinkle little(st?) star, mary had a little lamb, jack n jill and.... hmmm.... blah.... 5 snacks i enjoy: i'll mention the ones i've eaten recently... crispy moz cheese sticks, baked potato wedges, oh oh pakoray and imli ki chutney yummmmmm... oh mom made gajar ka halwa... but i dont think thats a snack :D but im having it now.. suckaaaaz! :P chipzzzzzzzzz.. is that five? just assume it is, ok? 5 things i'd do with a w/$100 million dollars: oh its MILLION... i just read that as $100 and i was wondering.. what the hell can anyone do with that? i havent the darnest idea. im not a rich person. only the rich know who to spend that amount of money. and no, im not thinking of giving it to the poor people. coz then they will be rich, so then u'll have to throw the same question to them, coz its an amount they woudlnt normally have on them. so blah! :P i shall BURN it all. aaaahhh... that would feel awesome! 5 places i would runaway to: desi girls dont run away ok? besharam! but seriously, i love going back to where our first home was,,, coz we were right across the beach... ive grown up there... love the beach.. its my retreat any given day... oh and im scared of it. :-/ its soooo huge... 5 things i would never wear: the stuff they wear to oscars. and the ones they cat walk in. horrid!! 5 favourite tv shows: i've never been a regular with tv or with any show... i'll switch it on when im bored, an di'll watch it if its interesting. simple azzat. hmmm, i liked the olides tho, when i was a kid. for example i loved the cartoons the flintstons and the jetsons, but i cant stand them now. of course those werent shows. hmm lemme think... hmmmm 5 greatest joys: being an angel, euphimism, being an angel, carping and did i mention being an angel? 5 favourite toys: my siblings :D i can slap em around all i want. :-/ because i am not evul like Tez i wont tag anyone. i seriously dunno how u ppl manage to fill this stuff up, i cant! and to the two people who tagged me earlier. im sorry, i dunno what u tagged me for :( one of them was owl i know... i dont even remm who the other person was... dont beat me :( oh wait, now i remm who the other one was... this is what i do at 2 in the morning. :-/

my ode to cats and cockroaches

my sister used to lift kittens by their tails, swing em and throw em. they made for cool frisbees you know. and they actually came back for more. lol. lol. lol. yeah, its not just me and my family who were (are) retarded, it was the stray cats my mom fed too. she always left sauted fish for them. and milk. and my sis, oh god, she'd feed em those tiny homoeopathic tablets when they got a cold. theyre sweet. good ol days. so why dont u swinnnnnnnnng swing swing swinggggg travis will hate me for this lol oh and diluted dettol sprayed on roaches will kill them. spray it on their face, they taste it and die immediately! they start running in circles like crazy and then flip upside down and DIE DIE DIE! i learnt that when i was 10. also if you cut of their feelers (antennae) with a pair of scissors, they start bumping into stuff. lol lol lol. but u need alot of skill for that. only a pro lucifer can do it :P ah the good ol pre baptized days. sigh. now that i noticed the title... hen.......... cock peahen....... peacock does this mean cockroach.... henroach? why're they called cockroaches dammit? mebbe coz they like to live in the gutter :D

dirty wirty

a search for "sex confessions of arab women" on msn will lead you to my blog. that's how SOMEONE ended up here. why is it that people are so damn curious about the sex lives of women from a society that supposedly practises the purdah system(segregation of sexes)? its as if a purdah is synonmyous to promiscuousness to them. pathetic. or mebbe its all those trashy novels and movies made upon arabiam women and ish. i wonder how many masturbate just thinking about women in arabia! :- yukity yuk.

some retard on my list is continuously logging on and off, coz hes using some stupid service provided by an even more stupid site for the lamest people on earth - yes, its a block checker. find out who's blocked/deleted you. for the love of god! get a life dammit! freaking morons. i wonder what they do in real life when people stop receiving their calls or meeting them. freak alert? damn right! apart from that, hmm, i had gone shopping the other day. damn, its awesome therapy, one i dont wanna get addicted to... heh... i wish i was filthy rich... i wouldn't have minded it then :P its annoying going out tho. i mean its ok when ur in a mixed gorup, but walk on the streets o ur own or with other females and there u go... honk honk... "how much?" such a piss off. and because im not out on the streets a lot, i have a tendency to ALWAYS look when someone honks. lol. Need ot work on that. And the WROSE bit is, i actually crack up when i see some loser on the other side of the road in a merc with a half rolled down balck tinted window asking me to hop in. It's hilarious coz its so bloody stupid! I'd rather laff at it than get pissed off and spoil my day. just one of those things you get used to and gotta live with. Lesson learnt: It's really difficult ot get apair of jeans you like. lol. what else? hmm. im FINALLY gonna start off with my driving lessons. jeez. Never had the time to. i just saw seed of chucky. what a messed up movie. ive seen only one previous part... bride of chucky. that too coz some moron had suggested it syaing.. its gonna be so cool! i cant wait for it to get relased. what a waste. people who made it seriously have some issues i tell you. they are even more scary than those who wanna know who's blocked/deleted them. "whats that? a masturbating midget?" LOL hahahahahahahahahaa. That one reminded me of captainhook and his love for midgets. aight, that's all, gonna get back to research. my eyes hurt :(

Khota!

look, i know im lazy, ok? but im not like dying or anything :) so i was uspposed to have a little surgery, but had to wait for the infected cyst (yes anonymous it is sebaceous.. eeeew lol) to heal. its on theback of my right shoulder and that makes it wvery annoying coz i cant rest my back on anything. rather coudlnt until a few days ago. its not only healed but also dissappeared to quite an extent. and i guess within a week ro two will just go off on its own. for two years i dont care about it until it started to apprently GROW. but i guess the infection was ahealing process? i really dont know. i got more things to worry about! last week started of great. for no particular reason after quite some time i was feeling awesome. it felt like winter again! heh. yeah, i associate winter with all the good things. especially fresh crisp air. all that ozone burning ur lungs. i wont even begin to state what rain is for us. but hey i live in a desert, so u should understand. :P the latest addition of wooden furniture in my house is a rocking chair. my dad got it, custom made, irrespective of the fact that there really wasnt a place to keep it. so as usual, it ended up in my room. its fun to see my mom try to balance herself on it. she thinks she'll fall back. heh. im not interested in sitting on it, as i know i'll get motion sickness. i just dont understand how people manage to read sitting in one. all that rocking. how can u keep ur eyes solely focused on the words. dont u see everything moving to and fro on both ur sides. DOESN'T THAT GIVE YOU A HEADACHE!? Schools started for everyone including me. But i hate mine so i didnt join this semester. heh. My parents and siblings are seriously concerned about my mental health now. I've just lost interest. In a way. What with all the waasta that goes on over here. piss off. So yeah, i was having a great week. But life plays this weird see saw rule with me. Im depressed when everyone around me has a reason to be celebrating. And when im celebrating for no obiovus reason, one after another, people around me are getting on the low. Then i become sad too. But that doesnt quite bring back the happy in their life. So then we're all sad. lol. At 1am yesterday Oasis Center, a shopping mall over here, caught fire. Three shops got burnt. It was a typical rig insurance money gig. But heres whats retarded. Someone saying that Dubai got bombed. lol. someone who passed by the place and saw flames that is. What is it with all these people who can make up their minds about what careers to pursue and then stick to them? Why can't i do that? I've NEVER ever wnated to pursue any particular career. I mean, everyone i've come across has felt passionately about pursuing one somewhere in their life time, even if it were as a 6 year old. But me? Never. Whhhhhhhyyyyyyyyy :( Not that i really care you know. For me, money is just a means of survivial. Theres nothing more to it for me. I thrive on humans/family/friends. lol. As long as i know good humans, i'm content. Some how that culture doesnt exists here. You can't just do "anthing" . People WANT you to pursue a career. :-/ Enuf ranting eh? I better go get some sleep. Long day ahead. :) Thanks for the well wishes, but, hey, you didnt really think lucifer would go to hell alone yeah? im takin you all along with me when i leave :P

Dazed

Uffh, what a crazy week. End. emergency calls from office, entertaining guests and being entertained, visits to the hospital, meeting up friends on their bdays coz theyre the finest ppl i know and trying to maintain my non existant sanity. :- Prolly will get operated on Saturday. MOMMMMMMYYYYY. I don't wanna be cut :-( Stupid stupid stupid cyst! Ive misplaced by cell fone, and i'm re-realizing how much i love my moto v66. I just do. It's served me well over the years. Back in the days when peolpe would gape at a flip phone. Never figured what the big deal was. I'm a Moto fan thru and thru! Pioneers! peoples talkin me into getting a new cell when i have absolutely no reason to! Uffh! I'm not a trend crazy teenager. Don't they realize that? I don't change cells every month. Or as and when a new model comes out. Agreed there are people who just do it, that's that. I got no issues with them. I don't find them stupid. But I am me too! Don't wanna get operated :-( Met up me univ clique after ages, twas a friends bday. Awesome. Brought the house down as usual. It's just bad luck for all the others dining when we are over. :-D We can't help being loud :-D The weathers getting better. Whew! It's not all that humid now a days. Its still bloody hot, though it gets better in the evenings! :-D Oil prices hiked up by 30% in the UAE. Hmm, thats about AED6.5/gallon now. The break even point tho is around AED8, which means they are going in loss and have been for quite a few months, and prices will increase further. Rents are increasing. Salaries are the same. Public transport buses only exist in Dubai. Whats with them? Heh guess we wont be seeing many fo those fast cars on the road now :P My office is right behind my house, i just have to cross the road! Muahahahah! No having to wake up at 5 in the morning to reach work by 9. :-D I leave my home at 9 and reach by 9.05 max. Theyre using crap third grade material in building all those villas for free hold property in Dubai. Its pathetic. The very builders themselves syaing their creations won tlast more than a decade or two because the contractors want ot maintain a 200-300% profit! And what better a way than to use cheap material! And of course when buildins are rising up at such a fast rate, theyre are bound to be compromises made. Grand Hyatt Dubai, is still a baby and its water pipes have already started ot explode. :-D It's got some awesome architecture tho. Everything is curved! And Panini has THE most YUM chocolate cakes! Wednesday night cars were lined up at petrol stations. Heh. Its the same everytime prices are going to be hiked the next day. Everyone everywhere is talking about travel expenses. All jokes too are about just that. I really don't understand why these marketig and research companies exist and why other companies pay them for research. Seriously. Interviewers (usually high school students that is) just fill up half the questionnaires themselves! Its even mor escary when research is being requested by the government departments. And the data being given is BS! Its not the Hs kids that are to be blamed. Its the stupid exzecutives who make idiotic questionnaires which no one will be willing to fulfil as they have ridiculous questions in them! If someone were to come to me with this stuff, i'd just get their number and scream at the damn executive! what the hell are they thinking! They just want the bloody quota reached some or the other how. Aight i need to go and freak out some more thinking about tomorrow when i meet my surgeon :-( Gotta go to someones house now to check out their daughter :P Boring. I WANT MY CELL FONE BACK! :-( I ca;t even call myself and find out where it is, coz i had switched it to silent when i was at the hospital. :-/

Hindus in Pakistan

Jai Kali Karachi Wali click here to read the full article

Many of the worshippers at Karachi's temples are somewhat better off, and the calm affluence of Karachi's wealthier Hindus is worlds apart. Thirty-year-old Deepak Perwani, his hair dyed red, and a Ganesha tattooed on his right arm, is one of Pakistan's top fashion designers. His quick Indo-Pak analysis: "There is one major difference. Indians can't cut a salwar to save their lives and Pakistanis can't cut a churidar!" As with many Hindus here, Inshallah slips out of his mouth easily as a prelude to anything and he eats beef, never pork. A travel agent once booked him into a Lahore hotel as an Indian. "I was pissed off. I struck out the word Indian and wrote Pakistani." Six years ago when he wanted to open a store on an upmarket Karachi street, his friends asked him not to flaunt his name outside. But he was soon forced by market pressure to put his brand up in massive type�Deepak Perwani. "There's been no trouble, not a single incident outside my shop."

"How much botato?"

Met friends over for lunch last thursday at sahara centre, sharjah. Love that place. Already had had lunch at home tho. So i settled for NYfries. While placing my order this arab dude, prolly mid-30's, plump, full arab gear on comes over, and starts staring at the menu displayed. Then asks the salesman, "How much botato?" No issues there. He can call those friends whatever he wants. :P The pilipino over the counter shows him the various sizes, with or without sauce options, and the various toppings and prices. Arab dude (animating the chopping process with his hands), "Oh you cut and fry? No no, no want" LOL! NYF displays its POTATOES in a nice little basket kept at the counter. The crazy man wanted to buy POTATOES, assuming that since they are being sold in a dedicated shop, they must be something unique! I saw him lined up at McDonalds later on. And a while later with his family dining in the food court. :) Why is MickeyD always so jam packed? Then again, since i don't eat from there, i really dont care :P

Toady

We visited souk madinat jumeirah the same day we went for ice surprises. Saw this brass toad their outside one of the shops. Hilarious. :D

And here's a view of the madinat jumeriah resort from the souk. You can see burj al arab, Dubai in the background too. Only realized that after tranferring the pics. Err.. no i didnt take these.

And another one

And another one

I've got a collegue at work with same first name. There's one more, but she's in another department. So Faiza's over at my desk, when her cell rings. IT starts off as a normal conversation on a topic i have obiviusly no idea about. She's talkin to a guy mind you. From jobs, the topic changes to the local beauty parlours. : Now, beatu salon shere have recently suffered quite a set back, especially in dubai and ajman coz, they were.... supplying girls. :-O they had hidden cameras put up. And would also blackmail their own clients too threatening to making hteir pictures public. One female with a brain actually told one particular woman to sod off and went and filed a complaint to the police. This was last year i believe. So, Faiza's on the phone and shes tlakin about how the rumours about a particular parlour were actually true. She had gone to renew some papers in the ministry of labour and the said parlous owner, Srilankan woman married to a Pakistani man, was there too. Her fone rings, shepicks it up and goe:"yeah so did u supply the girls. Good. You explained everything to them yeah? He'll meet them in the lobby and they'll be taken to separate rooms" (LOL She actually used the word SUPPLY). I wonder if i posted the article about this local who married a Pakistani dude after her first husband died. She had grown up daughters who apparently had all been raped by the new daddy and had borne his kids. :- It was when the youngest daughter came of age and the jerk wanted to lay her down too did the mother go and complain in the police. Earlier on she was too scraed of the shame her daughters would have to face and kept it all hush hush. If that wasn't enuf for me to be glad i didnthave lunch, coz i seirously felt like throwing up, she mentions to VERY familiar names. It wasonly when Faiza was about ot keeo the fone did i realize i knew those tow names. They were in my high school. Juniors altho they were way senior. :D Heck we were in the same school bus :- I'd heard a lot of stuff about them too, but, since i was in the least bit interested, i conveniently forgot. The last i heard their names was in 1998. When one of them had gone for an abortion :-D Its 2005 now, and i find out the elder sister has had plastic surgery done on her face so that no one recognizes her. She has changed her identity officially at least twice. And was last known to be serving a jail sentence. She was married to a local dude. Now unlike popular belief, most locals are poor. that coz they got no education and no skills. :-D They usually end up joining the police forces. Her husband was on one of the lowest ranks, got fired and was now working in a semi public company at the recption counter. Thats why his wife had to come out of home, to work. But she changed her face. Whoa. Faiza echoed my thoughts as she mentioned the story to the person on the phone: "Her lifes like a hindi movie! Such elaborately planned!" lol. It's a crazy world. Sigh. Sometimes you just can't thank your parents enough for raising you the way they did and for not making you do the things a lot of parents make their daughters do for the sake of money. My ex-neighbours being a perfect example. Once the woman got widowed, she talked her duaghters into becoming hos :- They hate their mother. Enuf said.

Ice Surprises

So I made this huge post. But... Its not there anymore. Do not ask why. Its a very sad story. So here it is in a really summarized for. We went to Ice Surprises. This is the penguin on whose head I'd knock everytime he'd be having a picture taken with me friends. He'd turn around but see no one. Yeah, he was annoyed. Does this bird look evUl, or does it look evUl? After the ugly pingu, they wanted to take pics with this strange bird. Needless to say I wasn't interested. Its tail, however did amuse me. And no that isn't my hand trying to grab the tail. I did grab its tail tho. lol. The stupid thing obviously only realized it when he started to move off. He couldn't. ;D and He couldn't even turn his head to see who it was, coz as you'll notice, his head was where the neck just started. The little patch u see right below its neck was a net for him to see thru. So his only option was to completely turn around. What followed was a minute of him and me going round and round. Until I finally let go, but he was still going round and round, and then........ he saw me. He went into combat mode and showed me a punch :- I showed him one too. Next thing I know, two white furry hands are on both sides of me face wriggling :S Argh, I knew who that was. It was that annoying rabbit. He'd come to save his bird brained friend. I turned around immediately and slapped it. LOL. Not a real slap. It was an air slap :D But now I was trapped between a bird and a rabbit and a penguin, all of whom were majorly pissed off at me. lol. I ran away :D I'm not gonna go on about what all was there in ice surprises, but when we did come back to the entrance/exit, we noticed that all the stupid animals now had a security guards walking around with em. Muahahahah. Oh wait, one thing I Do wanna mention was a hilarious site. There had this horror house yeah? Which was weally a horror house, but none the less, me and a friend decide to go in it, while the others were busy with some mountain climbing. My friend who was in front of me bursts out laughing while we were still at the entrance of the horror house. He posts at this little Arab boy, dressed in a dishdasha (thobe) and a gatra (head dress), wearing the standard slippers they wear. Just that, he was holding his right slipper in his right hand. With his left hand he had raised his gown slightly, his knees were slightly bent as well as his back, eyes narrowed. He was all prepared to go inside and face the ghouls. LOL. Frekkin hilarious site. I wish I wasn't so bad with this descriptive stuff. lol. again, needless to say, it was me and my friend who were scaring the ghosts and giving them a hard time. lol. We turned them into a joke in front of the kidz. I mean, C'mon, u shouldn't scare kids like that =P There was a lot of nonsense that happened before, during and after we went to the ice surprises, but like I said, my post got eaten off, and im not too happy about it. :S Oh the reason why those faces have been blurred off is not coz my friends would beat me up if I showed their faces to the world, but coz they are really ugly and hence a health risk to all those who see them. And since this is my blog, I'll be held liable. And I dun wanna get sued. :-(

look disco, this ones about me. =P

aight so i was at a wedding yesterday. As usual, i didnt know anyone. All i knew was that someones gran daughter was getting married (rukhsati). And that good old woman and her sons and daughter in laws were with my parents when they all went for Hajj last year. Since, it was a regular boring Friday, i decided to go to the wedding. Coz they were pretty lively people. I knew id be entertained just watching then :D So i enter the hall, get greeted by a few, and who do i see sitting in a corner? ABEZ! :D Small world eh? Annoying bit being, everytime i see either of the sisters i can only think of abez or aniraz to call them out as... and thats rather weird. Doubt if theyd recognize it themselves. Since no one would really be calling them that in real life. So much for first impressions being the last ones. I did manage to force a "Zeba!" out of my mouth somehow. I did also cut her conversation off with a lovely lady. I lack social tact. I really do. Anyways the wedding got a bit boring, especially since the brides photosession was being done on the stage after she came in. Interesting. Aight now im bored of typing about this story. Sorry disco. What else, we had a rishta over for my sis. Itold him chav jokes. lol. He just couldnt believe i knew chav jokes. Well i wouldnt have if i hadnt bumped into evild. The guy had the same name as my eldest bro, so it got a bit confusing. He's kinda short tho. heh. Mona's gone for her wedding in Mumbai. We miss her. I need to visit a doctor sometime soon, but it just doesnt seem to be happening sometime soon! School starts in September. Yuk. Going back after an year. I'm so not excited. Theres some song coming on Indus Music. The slutty model in the vdo has the same figah as disco and also the same date of birth. or so she claims. =P Disco told me herself. Whch just goes to show that she actually did look up info on the model :P Oh and Disco, this is for you, that sluts gallery Me and disco are watching indua music right now, IMRadio is the name of the show. And we know someone on it. So we're watching and discussing. Bless the internet! I'm in a good mood now. And that's how i'd like to end it. Got this from Mona's blog:

How to make a BaptizedLucifer

Ingredients: 3 parts competetiveness 1 part arrogance 3 parts leadership

Method: Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Serve with a slice of wisdom and a pinch of salt. Yum!

How to make a Faiza

Ingredients: 1 part intelligence 1 part humour 1 part energy

Method: Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add lustfulness to taste! Do not overindulge!

Personality cocktail

lustfulness? =S lol no on read that bit!

Chain blog comment

Aight, i gotta post this, coz apparently it's an evul CHAIN, and mankind knows how much i love all that is evul. I also love the womankind... hmmm... does that equate them to.... you know what? *runs before the girls figure* lol

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comment on this post, and.... 1. I'll respond with a random thought I have about you. 2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you. 3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle with you in. 4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me (or so we think). 5. I'll tell you my first memory of you. 6. I'll tell you what intoxicant you remind me of. 7. I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you. 8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your journal.**** Not really, but it would be nice to continue it on. :)

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She actually asked me if i am gay. Hmm. Now i'm starting to wonder myself. lol.

Beware i shall show no mercy in my comments :-P

Because i'm anal about math

14th August 2005 is/was Pakistans 59th Independance day. It is/was also Pakistans 58th Anniversary. For the confused lot, and for those who lost their scor ein the SATs math section :P 14th August 1947 was Pakistans first Independence day. It's 2005 now. So how many 14th August are those? 2005 - 1947 + 1. Yeah PLUS one. Lemme put it in more simple terms. If you have a line of people numbered 3 to 7 consecutively, How many people are there in the line? You're prolly gonna do the classic mistake of: 7 - 3 = 4. So there are four people, right? WRONG. 3 4 5 6 7, thats FIVE people. 7 - 3 + 1 = 5. =) Saadat has an awesome entry on 14th august. No its not a whiny shiny crap one. Must read, but its written in urdu. So for those who can't read urdu... :- YOUR LOSS :-P

a dyseducational road movie

this is a hilarious flash file... the rights and wrongs of driving... :D a dyseducational road movie [via teethmaestro]

Idiots galore.

So someone passed on this link to me. It's hard to believe there are such retarded people in ths world. www.flatearthsociety.com yeah they actually believe the earth is flat. here are some classic threads... :P PROOF Earth is not round have you ever seen a fucking picture? China does not exist Bush and intelligent design (just the first reply lol) this place is waiting for another invasion :D apparently its something to do with the bible and the earth being mentioned as flat. or something like that... argh, im going to hell i guess... lol

t-shirts your rabbi warned you against

this blog entry is dedicated to govinda, dont ask me why.

http://www.cafepress.com/yidgear some interesting stuff they got up there... non of that semetic anti semetic shit, please. [via tonermishap]

Whats in a title?

haloscan, wont load. my own stupid chat ka dabba wont lemme comment. me, im too lazy to write down a few lines of code. and im running late for work. ...

The Evolution of a Programmer :)

http://www.ariel.com.au/jokes/The_Evolution_of_a_Programmer.html

Coz the gangstas we run this bitch

I don't get it. Someone please explain this to me. Whats wrong with Met. Seriously. Asking the Israelis for advise in combating terrorism. The most notorious terrorists in the world. Nice. Shoot to kill. Awesome. Go on a shooting frenzy. Kill you own people. Oh but make sure you dress in plain clothes and offer no identification. Just put a gun on someones head and tell em to give in. If they run, shoot em. they be terror suspects. Seriously, wheres their common sense gone? Oh wait, the whole idea is to not let them know they are cops eh? Coz if they find out these "suicide bombers" will explode themselves then and there yeah? So shoot em instead. And when you shoot em dead, call em illegal residents. give the description of some syko carrying bombs with him/her. And if their are public outcries, ONLY then may you bother to find out who the hell you just shoot down. Followed by an apology of course. :) Shooting a suspect is one thing. But shooting someone just coz you scare them off by acting like thugs is another. Gotta give it to Israel tho. They've done it again. When the colonialist becomes the colonized. The irony of it all is that i wish each of the officers on post lose a loved one to unnatural death for no justified reason. You know what that feels like only if u go thru it. They wont be all so trigger happy then. At least they'll prolly figure that you dont just ask someone to give in and expect them to obey when ur in civilian clothes and give no identification before touching the person. One would expect ARMED officers with the right to shoot-to-kill to be a bit more... no not careful.... but sensible. Where the common sense at? Did the Israeli advisors suck it out? Whatever happened to all the Intelligence? Can't blame the officers who shot the kid. Gotta blame the system. Israels terrorist suppression tactics work great for sure. We all know it. If its a Palestinian, shoot. This is the same shit thats goin on in Iraq too. Shoot em coz you thought they were staging a suspected ambush. Where the HELL is ur intelligence you morons? You call yourselves a super power when u cant even tell a suspected ambush from a bunch of citizens just passing by?

'"The reason they shot us is just because the Americans are reckless," the general said from his hospital bed hours after the July 6 shooting, his head wrapped in a white bandage. "Nobody punishes them or blames them." '

Looks like Londons gonna turn into another Iraq now. They said his clothing and behaviour was suspicious. Well, unseasonal it was. It's just sad. No ones got any better ideas to combat the situation anyway. The question is, how long? How many people to they shoot down before they stop shooting people down on suspect? You wanna blame AQ for it? sure. They still havent captured anyone of them after 9/11. The serach goes on. they turned Afghanistan upside down only to give the statement: "Osama isnt in Afghanistan" All right. He isn't. Apparently, he's in Pakistan now. :) Americans fighting over the Patriot Act. And now the Britons over the shoot-to-kill policy. Isn't the aim of the terrorist to create terror and anarchy? Isn't that what the government is doing right now? Increasing fear and anarchy amongst the public? Asking them to calm down isnt going ot do aything. One mans been shot dead. Sure you can say its just ONE person. CALM DOWN! But that's not the way the public mentality goes. They're even more freaked out now. They would WANT to trust their own police force but it seems to be working against them now. The terrorist, is satisfied. Mission accomplished. Whine: And its an Arabic word, its E-RAQ, not EYE-RACK for gossake. At least take out a few seconds to find out how to pronounce the damn name. It's a proper noun for gossake! Heh, ok, i'm like a bit anal when it comes to names. The world knows Dubai as Do-buy. Wth? Just goes to show how much you don't give a damn about the countries own identity. Correct me if i'm wrong tho. :)

"Threats to UAE are baseless"

http://www.gulfnews.com/Articles/NationNF.asp?ArticleID=174422

Threats to UAE are baseless Gulf News Report Dubai: A statement posted on an Islamist website and quoted by a Western news agency threatening the UAE is baseless, an official source stated yesterday. "It should not be taken seriously," the source told Gulf News. The statement was posted on the Islamist website called Tajdeed that belongs to extremist Saudi dissident Mohammad Al Masaari on March 18, the source said. The statement, signed by an unidentified individual, warns the UAE to expel foreigners within 10 days. It was picked up however by a Western news agency yesterday. "Our preventive measures are there to ensure security and stability," the source added. "Such baseless statements are only meant to confuse authorities. They are absurd and have no value."

Well, Indias most wanted criminal, Dawood Ibrahim's daughter just got wedded to Miandad's son on the 24th. So there. Hmm, I wonder who this official source is. And is he/she so damn scared that they mght come and bomb his/her home if his/her name is published? All it shows is uncertainity from the person itself. Oh I cant tell you who i am, altho i AM the government. Seriously, who's official source was it nayway? the police? the miliatary? or the awesome information ministry we have here? Reminds me of Saddam's Info Minister, heh. One isnt even allowed to peacfully revolt on the streets here, so we cant even tell these morons that we aint scared of em. And how can you, when your owngovernment denies the very existance of any imminent threat. The UAE is such a ripe target for them at the moment. I wonder when the US/UK military is stepping in to help us protect the UAE, since they ae so much more experienced. Disgusting.

From 9/11 to 7/7: Crusade intensifies

From 9/11 to 7/7: Crusade intensifies by Abid Ullah Jan Email: abidjan@tanzeem.org Published: July 08, 2005 URL: http://www.tanzeem.org/resources/articles/article.asp?id=246 The staged terrorist attacks are the occasions when even the most honest and since of us lose sight of the reality. One can guess it from the statements of George Galloway and others who called it �shock and awe� in London. Galloway considers that Londoners had �paid the price� of the increased likelihood of terrorist attacks for the UK government�s role in the attacks on Iraq and Afghanistan. However sincere such comments may be, they directly support the accusations without evidence which Blair put forward within minutes of the attack. This was not a �shock and awe" in London because it was not an attack by aggressors from outside after years of lying through their teeth to the whole world. It was just another inside job: another staged 9/11 to intensify the war on Islam. Follow the pattern to believe it. Within hours the news on AFP site read: �Blair, analysts see Islamic link to London blasts.� Well, we deserve to take a look at those experts Blair relies on. Please note: Boaz Ganor, director general of Israel�s International Policy Institute for Counter-Terrorism and Mordechai Kedar, a counter-terrorism analyst for Israel�s public television. Also note the language Blair used: �It is important however that those engaged in terrorism realize that our determination to defend our values and our way of life is greater than their determination to cause death and destruction to innocent people in a desire to impose extremism on the world.� Didn�t Bush use the same words? Interestingly, even Paul Martin of Canada unnecessarily referred to "our way of life" and "freedom." Everyone was talking his heart and mind today without waiting for any clue as to who committed these horrible acts. Blair brought Islam and Muslims into the fry right away: �We know that these people act in the name of Islam, but we also know that the vast and overwhelming majority of Muslims, here and abroad, are decent and law-abiding people who abhor this act of terrorism every bit as much as we do.� Does it ring the familiar bell of the clash of civilisations and blaming Muslims without a single shred of evidence available at hand? Comparing what Blair uttered in the most irresponsible way to what Bush said on 9/11, one comes to the conclusion that Bush was far moderate in his allegation. Blair jumped from �our way of life� to �our values� and �their values� in a show of transparent, well rehearsed sophistry. Bush directly referred to the beginning of a crusade after 9/11. See how Blair went far ahead without mentioning the word crusade: �We will show, by our spirit and dignity, and by our quiet but true strength that there is in the British people, that our values will long outlast theirs.� Blair and Bush�s values are known to the world since they lied, invaded Afghanistan and then Iraq to continue brutal occupation and wreak terror into the lives of humiliated Iraqis. What we need to find here is the clues to this bombing from the public record available before the event unfolded on July 8, 2005 because it is confirmed that like 9/11 there would be no investigation. Even if there is any investigation, it would be simply confirm what Blair had to say today. Those who remember, the Indian Express and others reported Associated Press story on June 24 that BBC announced it would time delay �sensitive� news. Immediately, keen observers concluded that England would soon be the next site of a staged �terror� attack.[1] Every word that we heard from Blair and his company shows that the recent bombing was a false flag operation designed to keep the West pitted against Islam. Even if we assume that 9/11 and 7/7 are handy operations carried by Muslims, we have yet to hear from someone that these attacks have been carried out �on a way of life� or �values� of the West. All these are fig leaves, used by those who have killed millions to impose their �values� and �way of life� abroad. It does not take one to be a Muslim to understand what is going on. It only needs a cool mind to understand that the attack only benefits empires desperate to maintain a foothold in the Middle East without further eroding public opinion. Some reports show that Israeli embassy in London was warned before the attack and Israel insists that it doesn�t mean it has also carried out the attack.[2] Associated Press, however, reported that Nathanyahu change his planes due to bomb warning.[3] National Post in Canada also confirmed that the Israelis received warnings before the attack.[4] Trying to spin their way out of this mess, Israeli embassy strongly denied early warning and claimed that it received the call after the first explosion.[5] But the claim that the call came after the first explosion doesn�t work either because for almost an hour after that first blast it was still being reported as a power surge related accident. Just this week, it was reported that England had drafted plans to pull out their troops.[6] Is the bombing a victory for Al Qaeda in this context? Are we to believe then that the orchestrated response to these plans was to blow up a double decker bus in England? Now, can you guess what the most likely response to such an event would be: Pull the troops out faster or galvanize public support, thus keeping the troops in Iraq? To take advantage of the staged bloody game, almost instantly a previously unheard of Islamic group [7](The Secret Organization of al-Qaeda in Europe?) took credit � even though the translation falls apart under scrutiny because the Qur�an is improperly cited.[8] This is just the beginning and the war lords are already giving references to �Islamofascists� in their Islamophobic magazines such as National Review.[9] Jerusalem Post came out with the headline: �Rules of Conflict for a World War� (July 07, 2005). We must not forget that Madrid bombers were linked to Spanish Security Service,[10] and other reports from sources such as BBC cited suspects as police informants.[11] As the co-opted media analysts are trying to draw links between Madrid and London, let us not forget the part where the suspects were connected to the government. What gives us the motive right there is the statement by Fox News� Brian Kilmeade, who said London terror attack near G8 summit "works to ... Western world�s advantage, for people to experience something like this together" along with who really did it.[12] There is not even a shred of evidence available so far that could implicate Muslims. However, what is undoubtedly clear is that those who staged these terror attacks once again exhibited the sort of calculation and ruthlessness that has come to be associated with the ideology at the heart of the crusade in the name of a �war on terror�: Islamofascism. Notes [1] �BBC to time-delay live sensitive broadcasts,� Associated Press, the Indian Express, June 24, 2005. http://www.indianexpress.com/full_story.php?content_id=73187 [2] Report: Israel Was Warned Ahead of First Blast 13:30 Jul 07, �05 / 30 Sivan http://www.israelnn.com/news.php3?id=853465765 Also see: Britain failed to protect London even after Israel warned Britain of coming Al-Qaeda terror � inefficiency or conspiracy? India Daily News Bureau Jul. 7, 2005. URL: http://www.indiadaily.com/editorial/3489.asp Also see: http://www.israelnn.com/news.php3?id=85346 Also see: http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/july2005/070705israelwarned.htm [3] AMY TEIBEL, �Netanyahu Changed Plans Due to Warning,� Associated Press, July 07, 2005. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050707/ap_on_re_mi_ea/israel_britain_explosions_1 [4] http://www.canada.com/national/nationalpost/news/ story.html?id=ca84a44d-41c2-4b9f-b9a5-9b6f0bdce990 [5] Yossi Melman, �Israeli Embassy strongly denies report it received early warning of attacks,� Haaretz, July 07, 2005. http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/597425.html [6] Jimmy Burns and Peter Spiegel, �MoD plans Iraq troop withdrawal,� Financial Times, July 4, 2005 22:02. http://news.ft.com/cms/s/a1384df4-ecbc-11d9-9d20-00000e2511c8.html [7] http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/security_britain_claim_dc [8] Phony reports link Al Qaeda to London attacks, Al-Jazeera. See: http://www.aljazeera.com/me.asp?service_ID=8925 and http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8496293/ [9] Frank J. Gaffny Jr. �War Footing: The attack in London is a stark reminder of what we must do to prevail.,� National Review, July 07, 2005 http://www.nationalreview.com/gaffney/gaffney200507071128.asp [10] http://prisonplanet.tv/articles/june2004/062104madridbombers.htm [11] Spain suspects �were informants� BBC, Thursday, 29 April, 2004, 14:39 GMT 15:39 UK [12] http://mediamatters.org/items/200507070005

Islamist Web Site Warns U.A.E. to Eject Non-Muslims

http://quote.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=10000087&sid=a_qm6yXV570M&refer=home

Islamist Web Site Warns U.A.E. to Eject Non-Muslims (Update1) July 24 (Bloomberg) -- An Islamist Web site warned the United Arab Emirates, the Middle East's fourth-largest oil producer, to expel non Muslims and Westerners, including the U.S. ambassador and other U.S. citizens, within 10 days or risk attack. There are about 20,000 U.S. citizens resident in the U.A.E., according to the U.S. embassy in Dubai. The U.K., which is recovering from bomb attacks in London on July 7 that killed 56 people, has 100,000 of its citizens there. ``If you refuse to do this, we ask God to settle the matter or we will settle it with our own hands,'' said the statement posted July 19 by an unidentified individual on al-Sakifah Web site, which carries statements attributed to al-Qaeda in Iraq. Security concerns are rising among governments in the Middle East allied to the U.S. following the attacks in London and the blasts early yesterday in the Red Sea resort of Sharm el-Sheikh, Egypt, which killed more than 85 people and wounded 200. Kuwait, Saudi Arabia and Qatar boosted security of oil sites this year. ``All threats are taken seriously,'' said U.S. Embassy spokeswoman Hilary Olsin-Windecker in a telephone interview today from Abu Dhabi, the U.A.E.'s capital. The statement criticized the U.A.E. for letting U.S. naval vessels dock at Jebel Ali port on the Persian Gulf and permitting shore leave in Dubai for crew of aircraft carriers, U.S.S. Kitty Hawk, U.S.S. John F. Kennedy and U.S.S. Harry S. Truman. The Web statement called for the removal of the U.S. ambassador to the Emirates. The U.S. has no permanent military bases in the country, said the U.S. embassy spokeswoman. To contact the reporter on this story: Andy Critchlow in Dammam, Saudi Arabia at at acritchlow1@bloomberg.net Last Updated: July 24, 2005 06:00 EDT

Stayin' Alive

Artist: The Bee Gees Album: Staying Alive Title: Stayin' Alive Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man: no time to talk. Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around since I was born. And now it's all right. It's OK. And you may look the other way. We can try to understand the New York Times' effect on man. Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother, you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin', and we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive. Well now, I get low and I get high, and if I can't get either, I really try. Got the wings of heaven on my shoes. I'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose. You know it's all right. It's OK. I'll live to see another day. We can try to understand the New York Times' effect on man. Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother, you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin', and we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive. Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me. Somebody help me, yeah. Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me. Somebody help me, yeah. Stayin' alive. Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man: no time to talk. Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around since I was born. And now it's all right. It's OK. And you may look the other way. We can try to understand the New York Times' effect on man. Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother, you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin', and we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive. Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me. Somebody help me, yeah. Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me, yeah. I'm stayin' alive.

http://www.whatdoesitmean.com/index784.htm

Nuclear Attack in United States �Imminent� As Jews Continuing Fleeing From North America, Benjamin Netanyahu Identified As London �Target� In Bombings, Israel Continues Descent into Total Chaos - By: Sorcha Faal, and as reported to her Russian Subscribers

Russian Intelligence Analysts are reporting today that the terrorist attacks in London were the result of a failed Israeli Mossad Operation to assassinate the Israeli Government Official Benjamin Netanyahu, and who Western Intelligence Forces have identified as being the leader of the massive Israeli Spying Ring presently being targeted in the United States and who are �ready� to target an American city with a smuggled in Nuclear Bomb.

Perhaps these most strange events are best stated by one of President Putin�s aides who said, �We are now seeing the beginning of the end for Israel, at least as it used to be, and the United States is a part of their battleground, maybe the whole world we be.�

Read the entire article here: http://www.whatdoesitmean.com/index784.htm

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US Gun Statistics

http://www.rense.com/general62/gns.htm Doctors (A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000. (B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000. (C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. (Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept. of Health Human Services) Guns (A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. Yes, that is 80 million. (B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500. (C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.000188. Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners. Remember, "Guns don't kill people, doctors do." FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR. Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand! Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention. ------ LOL! :D

Some Rant and lotsa Raves

Sopeone sent me one of those islamic forwards today, with nothing but good intent. This time around it was about having pig fat used in almost every other thing with utilize in our daily lives. Now i'm willing to believe that to a certain extent since quite a few products have been banned over here, in the UAE, over the recent few years because they were found to contain pig fat and other by-products. However, there was stuff in the well researched article that was ridiculous and questionable. The research was done by some Sheikh Sahib. Oh bummer. Thats just like labening a person Tom, Dick or Harry. How about John? Growing up in the UAE, we always believed, or rather innocently assume, that a Sheikh means a ruler. We have a Sheikhdom here, just like once upon a time there were Kingdoms ruled by Kings. Later on we find out, that a "sheikh" is apprently a scholar in islam. Ahan. And now we have Sheikh Sahib doing research for us. Wowzer. Sheikh sahib says that "[s]ince these goods[containing pig fat] are being used in all Muslim countries indiscrimately, our society is facing problems like shamelessness, rudeness and sexual promiscuity." I must be really stupid. I fail to see the relationship between consuming pig fat and having a desire to be a pimp. No, really. I just don't see the link. If you do, please show me how. I'd be obliged! Oh well, you can read the article here: www.islammessage.com On a side note, going to watch soem crazy clown act tonight. heh. Apprently Europes funniest clowns are gonna be entertaining me for 45 minutes. Lets see how that goes. Well, hey, its a walking distance form my home, so spare me the stares will ya? lol. ALSO, the global Village which is one of the biggest attraction during the Dubai Shopping Festival has been extended. It will not start from 6th October and end on 3rd March. Which MEANS... I get to take MORepictures with the stilt waaaalkkkkkkkkerrrrs. Yeah, i'm OCD about taking pics with em :P Hmm, what else, hmmm. OH YEAH! TIESTO IS COMING TO DUBAAAAAAAAAAAI! WOOHOO! BYE!

FU101: Introduction to Fuckups

Someone's msn nick. haha. i like.

3 trains collide in Pakistan

132 killed and hundreds injured:

Survivors of the deadly collision involving three trains in southern Pakistan say they were thrown from their seats after a big explosion.

Related Article:

World's worst rail disasters

Pakistan 'thwarted attack in UK'

British detectives believe three British men of Pakistani descent died carrying out the London attacks. If they are confirmed as suicide attacks, they would be the first of their kind in the UK.

way to go milli-o

cut-toon of the day yo! http://www.milligazette.com/cartoons/end.htm Imrana a case of media over kill and milli in competence - http://www.milligazette.com/dailyupdate/2005/20050706a.htm

Taiwan bowled over by toilet-theme restaurant

Food served in bowls shaped like Asian-style 'squat pots' TAIPEI - It may take a strong stomach to eat curry or chocolate ice cream out of a toilet bowl, but a commode-themed restaurant in Taiwan does booming business serving up just that.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8417691

HAHAHAHA

Oh and check this out... lol

W says: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

W says: toilet restaurant

W says: this is hilarious

W says: hahahahahhahahahahaahhaha

W says: i told someone i wanna take them out on a date

W says: so she was happy and then i showed her the restaurant

W says: i showed the toilet restaurant

W says: i think she blocked me....

W says: after she said "fuck you W!"

W says: that was wrong

Steve Jobs to 2005 graduates: 'Stay hungry, stay foolish'

Steve Jobs to 2005 graduates: 'Stay hungry, stay foolish' 'You've got to find what you love,' Jobs says

BAN COMIC SANS

My bro just got some official documents from his univ which happens to be the most prestigious one over here. I mean how many univs outside the USA do u know of who have US accreditation. Anyhow, the document was typed in COMIC SANS! YOU DON'T TYPE OFFICIAL DOCUMENTS IN COMIC SANS!!!!!!!!!!! The last thing i expected was for auniversity to be using comic sans for its official documents! ANNOYING!!! http://www.bancomicsans.com

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NOW ACCEPTING BIRTHDAY WISHES =)

Go, go, go, go Go, go, go shawty It's your birthday We gon' party like it's yo birthday We gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday And you know we don't give a f**k It's not your birthday!

Wowzer. I finally know what a nervous breakdown feels like. Not good i tell you. Not good at all. Heads still woozy as an "enemy" put it. Some whack stories I heard before my break: So theres this school called Progressive English School here. Indian Syllabus, separate shifts for boys and girls. Mornin for girls, afternoon for boys. Extra classes are mixed. In comes the annoying economics teacher. Extra class. 12th grade. She switches off the a/c. Why? "I'm economizing" WHY? "Well see, you girls wear all these short skirts and economize, so I'm doing my share" So dude at the back gets majorly annoyed at her reasoning, he takes of his shoe and throws it on the teachers face, Bam, right on her face :-D LMAO! WHAT A LUNATIC! Annoying teacher is embarassed for sure. Picks up shoe and takes it to principls office. Next eco extra class, that guy is not in class. He's standing outside the classroom, with his shoe against the glass panel in the door. Everyone starts to giggle. Teacher looks back. figures. Goes up to the door, open it and says: "Class, this is an example of a retard." Kid gets embarassed, takes his shoe and runs away. NEXT eco extra class, theres graffiti outside the classroom wall. "Ziada bolo gay to munh pay joota parhay ga" *** Now, we've bugged teachers too... a lot... but... :-| if this is whack... get a load of this SAME SCHOOL, 12th GRADE Bio Extra Class... In comes male instructor and sees DICK written on the board really huge. He starts to rub ith off with the duster, continuosly looking back at the boys. Then he starts to teach. Next day, instructor comes in to see dick written again in even larger letters. He starts rubbing it off again. voice at the back of the calls pipes out: "The more you rub it, the larger it gets" :-| At work place (sardaar jee jokes are for real!) With apologies to all sardaars... :-) colleague on the phone: "Hi, is this Mr Singh?" "Yes" "Good morning Mr. Singh" "No no ma'am BALWINDER Singh jee!" :eyeroll: The same day me and the same colleague enter the elevator on the ground floor to go to the third floor (thats where our office is). A sardaar comes running in as the door closes. So we open the door for him. He comes in and first thing he asks is, "Is this going up?" Liek DUDE coudlnt u see that big arrowfacing uwards outside which was blinking! And where ELSE will it go from the ground floor. I'm willing to forgive this one tho, we dont think right when in a hurry :-D *** Oh and you must have read this joke before, but it really happened. Serious type of sardaar jee, sitting. Gora boss passes by and asks casually, "Oh relaxing?" Saradar jee gets annoyed and says,"No it's Sukhvinder Singh!" Haha, happened at a friends office. So you see, sardaar jee jokes DO have an origin! *** Hmmm, ok, can't think of any more real life funnies. If you're bored sit with ur siblings and try to recall all the times u havebeen slapped by your parents as kids and why. You'll realize that u weren't even present when the other one got slapped 70% of the time. Heh. Was asking my youngest sis, shes 13, about how many times she sbeen slapped. And I wasnt present on any single one of those moments. :-| I'm glad tho she was laffin recalling each one of those moments. We all realized that each time she got into trouble it was coz of my youngest brother who JUST turned 18 :D Havent been out with friends for two weeks now... otherwise i would have more funnies :-)

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normalcy

So I met up with V and a few other friends today.. just one of those random meet ups... "im bored" "so am i" "ok lets go out" "where?" "i dunno, im bored and i need to get out" "alright, you call A ,B and C and I'll call D, E and F up" "Alright, bye" F up? LOL! That was unintentional! I'm not having that "weird" feeling anymore about her and that dude anymore. I guess all i needed was to spend some time with her. Don't know why tho. But I'm glad. Was talkin to this 17 year old at work today who part times here. While coming back from lunch our conversation went something like this... Me: [...] hence, she hates her parents to extreme. Don't understand how parents can beat the shit out of their kidz and then abandon them... Her: Well I hate my parents too, its normal. Me: Yourz is a different case. Almost all teenagers hate their parents. Her: My parents beat me up too. I get beaten up everyday. Me: ... I just stood there staring at her... the lift's door opened and closed, I couldn't be bothered. I was pissed off at quite a few people.. There's only so much one can take.. after that u gotta show em the mirror... but its no use.. u know they'll never see thru ur point... or thru themselves... sigh. Dads health has been really really low lately.. and its freaking me out.. There's just been too much tension... my mom being stupid enuf to give him some bad news too.. his best frien dgetting his son engaged and not even inviting him... he lives just the road across! my sister was at the engagement just coz shes friends with the girls younger sister! I'm to blame for his health tho, i gave him paadol to eat over an empty stomach coz he was running a really high fever at night a few days back... ...he told me its my fault... and then this... D telling me about her parents... i couldn't take it anymore... i doubt if i believe in the existence of God anymore either... no wait.. i do believe in his existence.. but i don't think he cares and i dont wanna buy the BS story of being treated right in our after life.. its just a totally fucked up theory... all the prophets who were tested by allah actually were given lots of luxury before it.. apparently only back then god decided to show his existence... i dont care how hard tests he put up in front of his prophets.. he was nice to them too... this is all BS... and don dont even think of lecturing me on religion.. i wont even bother to read... D has been working for two weeks with us now. She's the most lively person around. The record was previously held by me. But her age beat me at it. Sweet 7teen :) She's filled with stories and the "i dont care attidude" even tho she does but she knows she can get away by saying that just coz shes 7teen. heh. There are times when she's come up to me and asked "hey why do u keep staring at me that way" LOL "Coz u remind me of what i USED to be. And i just cant figure for the life of it how i became what i am right now. I'm not me anymore." No one, not a single soul who's met her could have ever figured the hell this lively young woman went thru every single day of her life. Her: My mom and dad beat me up for the slightest tiniest mistake we make. You see this mark on my eyebrow? Me: ... (Yeah, I've been wanting to ask you about it. But I assumed you prolly just got a cut for the same reason i have similar ones. We're hyper kidz. Looks like its a different story all together... i thought u would have some hilairiuous crazy and stupid story onhw u managed to hit ur head onto something...) Her: Once i had really high fever, hence i didnt wake up for school the next day, it was understood that i wasnt going to be attending it. My parents obivously knew about it. Come morning and my younger sister couldn't find her comb, so she asked me thrice. Each time I told her i didn't know. The fourth time she asked me to look it up for her to which i told her that i couldn't be bothered, im sick, go find it yourself. Next thing i know my father is in my room beating me up, i turn around and just ask him: "Why are you beating me?" to which he responds: "you dont know?" and continues to beat me. then he held me by my hair and hit my head on a protusion in the wall, hence the cut. Me: ... Her: My parents just need an excuse... my dads been beating me upwith his leather belts ever since i can remember... once my mom beat me up with this huge spoon we get for making [insert name of some indian dish i dont remember]. Its a huge square shaped metal spatula. Sharp corners and all. My mom hit me right on top of my head with it. I started to bleed really bad. After three days when the bleeding didn't stop i went to the hospital and got sticthes. Me: ... Her: You know the bailan we use for making chapatis? MY mom always beats meup with that... numerous bayluns have broken in my home. Every year we go to india we bring 2-3 of them. They just keep breaking on me. Me: ... And right now my hands feel to weak to type anymore. Recalling this conversation has left me feeling even more of a nervous wreck. I adore that girl. She's LIFE personified. She had many more gruesome "incidents" i can not get myself to type.. YESTERDAY.. just yesterday i was gonna write about her... about how she is so full of life.. about how she reminds me of how lifeless i've become... and how i've started getting all emotional over what people think of me.. and ish... about what i used to be... Independent in my mind... free... larger than life... not in a materialistic sense... its a bit complicated... but yes... larger than life... and her ei am today... typing about her.. . but something totally different... in less than 10 minutes... everything changed... i wish i could just take her home with me... away from that hell hole called home... if wishes were horses... if religion really was magic.. where every good wish came true... if like really was a fairy tale where good always won... if god really cared... too much blasphemy eh? i was suggested swearing. but i thought i'd go a step forward. im just so pissed off. im just feeling so helpless. coz no one can do anything for her... or her younger sister... it took all the strength i had just not to fall apart i'm trying hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart... Happy Bday Winston! :-) May u always remain invincible ;-) (You owe me pics of that ass!) over and out...

Shout outs

riiiiiiiiiight. now im in a great mood. Slept after Fajr yesterday. Woke up at 10am. :-| Got myself the book White Mughal by William Dalrymple, gonna start reading it today. the time now is 6:09 PM :-|

It took all the strength I had Just not to fall apart I'm trying hard to mend the pieces Of my broken heart And I spent oh so many nights Just feeling sorry for myself I used to cry But now I hold my head up high i love this version of the song by Cake. If oyu havent figured out asyet, its I Will Survive. It was playin on MTV and i just HAD to d/l it. Awesome track this one... by Cake of course. It's my fave version of the song. Weird day. A friend announces that she and this other guy we knew have been dating for 9 months now. Hey we respect privacy. And prefer things to be announced when one is sure themselves. But, someone i just cant get this to settle in my head. I just can not imagine the two of them together. I dunno. Theres nothing wrong with the guy. But... Oh maan... shes such a sensible girl.. awesome... so i know she'll make the right decision in this case... but somehow i just cant figure how it works out.. god... i hope it works out fine all the way. I tol her out loud that she was BSing and "you and her HAHAHAHAHAHA YEAH RIGHT ITS HAPPENING!" Oh god. I've never felt THIS way before. And its disturbing me a LOT. I get bugged when i cant figure it out right or cant see the logic behind it. And thats whats happened here too. He was with us for a few semesters here, then he transferred of to the US.. and thats when he proposed her on his bday.. whatever... so from all the tim ethat we spent with him he .. i mean... omg... i just hate this.. im about ot get a headache... i just wanna scream out loud and tell the girl shes outta her mind... but i know its me whose actually outta her mind. I just hope i can contain this to myself until i sort it out... i've already told her tho that... its gonna take me sometime to settle with this... i'm glad shes the sort who keeps her private life private... and im SO glad hes not in town right now... coz it would have been MAJORLY weird. Guess i'm just too protective of her and never saw him as the best thing possible for her. No where close to it. can see them cracking jokes the whole day together... but in love? that sound slike a bloody joke in itself. Sure... now ppl are gonna og on with all the "you fall in love with the person u least expect urself to" i know all that ish dammit. i just did not see them fall in love... which is why it seems so weird i guess. argh whatever funny how when told to guess this other friend of mine immediately took that guys name. I looked at him and laughed. I seirously thought he was joking. HE on the other hand was serious and said he ALWAYS knew there was somethign going on (when, back then, there really wasn't anythign going on. except that heliked her and we all knew it) WHEN AND HOW THE HELL DID SHE FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM! Lots of CRAPPY stuff happened today but im not gonna rant abotu any of this. Useless stuff. This on the other hand is about a erson i really admire, respect and love. Her happiness i always pray for. Her happiness i believe is DESERVED coz of the very person she is. BUT... $%$@%*@%(@$))$ @#$@#!$#!$$$DERGRE* T$TG ' tgvmgfit4uw58 us4epk4'dY% 5tY%^$ RG br5eyg BFRY%E %&Y DFTGF 45e u7yFDYhfc r5d AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA