rain rain :D

march is almost over... and its still raining here.... YEAY! moist winds from Iran.. i wish the weather would remain so for ever and ever and ever! :D so we have another retard in ajman going around cutting womens faces with a blade. we're gonna be having elections here soon. elections are not a big issue here... coz the local crowd is a minority :D well of course there are other reasons. but i dont want to enter my ownblogs url only to find out that it has been blocked by the etsuluts... sole isp here... they give ahuge share of their earning to the govt... so why on earth would they let any other company come here. apparently paktels gonna becoming. lesse. etisalat also just happened to wake up finally and struck a deal with norton antivirus for their broadband/dsl subscribers. free norton antivirus and firewall. i was runing it on my pc anyway... bootlegged :D sue me. ok, what was i actually sayin... hmm oh yeah... first we had a serial stabber and not a slasher... thetalk of the town, apparently, is that these are organized crimes to create unrest amongst the public... thats how governments are upturned. if they did change, would we notice? no. there would be some anouncement in the news paper.... and iwoudlnt be able to recall the huge name of the sheikh afew minutes after reading it. however, if this is being done for the purpose of kicking out he presently elected members... thenihope who ever it is whose doing it never gets elected. imagine what evul he might unleash if he comes to power. :-| cwazee.

of NAMES and their perversions! =D

So i call up this event management company and ask to talk to their PRO/MD/BDO, whatever it is that they have. I'm told he's outof station at the moment, and that ishould fax in the necessaru info. (email technology never hit most places in the UAE. I work at ACNielson and if they wanna send the same fax to 30 different ppl, they make 30 copies of it, so that they can right ATTN: name and fax em individually. if you tell em u can send fax from a pc, they will STARE at you as if you were speaking greek. NOW i know why they prefer goras over desis. maaaaaannnnn. i've just joined and most of the time im doing that which is not a part of my job: giving IT training to employees to achieve high cost effectiveness and work efficiency :-| i better be getting a promotion for this. grrrr. heh ) so yeah anyways... the secretary tells me his name with a heavy arabic accent: mister huuuuuker. for a minute... i was.... like this: :-| then i regain my senses and request: "sorry, but could you please spell that name out for me?" "yes ofcourse. H O O K E R" ROTFL! so yeah, Mr. Hooker is a MARKETING director. ;-) I thanked her, kept the fone down and TOTALLY cracked up. Unfortunately none of the younger gang at work was in the office and i cudlnt tell those white haird colleguaes of mine what i was laffing at. :-S Right, so i come home and log on to my forum. its just a little thing i put up while in college just for my college clique. there are times when we go back to posts dated 2001 and are like... whoaaa... i had totally forgotten about all that... yes... memories etched forever... naturally. A friend had commented the following:

theres this relationship manager, who doesnt work in our dept but keeps coming up for some work...we couldnt believe our ears when we heard his name...fu ckruddin..haha ! and everyone in our dept calls him fuc kru..hahah ! oh well, I shouldnt be making fun of someones name..

HAHAHAHAHAHA just wasnt the best day for names ehhhh =)

the festival of colors

wrote this on march 24 its 'holi' on friday... thats the hindu festival of colors... i dunno what it really celebrated for, but i will make it a point to find out today, coz im going over to a friends place to 'pay' holi... yes.. there wil be color all over... oh cmon now... dont gimme that OMG! UR CELEBRATING A HINDU FESTIVAL! :-D we have crazy women heading mixed congregations so blahhh... at least i aint doing anything that might create zinah... i mean what the hell is wrong with that freak... we all know what goes on at ISNA.. half the crowd goes to the ISNA conventions just to get laid.... sure u can argue that hey we got opposite sex in out work place too.... but thats really not valid... coz during salah.. u are communicating directly with Allah. and ur attention should be completely on it. in fact u do not get any thawab for that part of ur salah where ur attention gets diverted... especially for those who do not understand arabic... thats a tough one.. coz most ppl have all the verses rotified... so they just recite it full speed form memory while their mind is htinking about something else... u are not getting any thawab for that part of ur prayer... Abu Talah al Ansari r.a gave his garden off for charity because he got distracted by a pretty bird flying around the trees. he watched it for a long time and lost track of how many rakahs he had prayed. that is the importance of concentration in ur salah. a bird. and ur telling me that ppl will be at ease with complete concentration on their prayers in the presence of the opp sex? it's between u and allah, bu tto reach that state u need to feel cut off from ur material surrounding when u pray... mebbe ur just sexually challenged and hence dont understand. :| im not against women going to the mosque but... segregated... plese... men are very annoying... and now everyone aint a gentleman like you :D i never did finish writing, and i dont even remm what i wnated to write..

toothpaste for dinner

www.toothpastefordinner.com love this site. the author prefers to remain anonymous after several stalking incidents. he's basically got cartoons up with neat one liners and stuff. something on the lines of white ninja comics

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Originally uploaded by xephyrmania.

i've seen the GWB inbox plenty o times, seeing this one for the time first tho. the 'hi!' from waqar totally cracked me up.

MySpace

I like MSN's MySpace, for a free service that is. pretty neat stuff... more or less on terms of wordpress. It's still in beta though. I like it better than blogger so far. Still testing it.