Wowzer. I finally know what a nervous breakdown feels like. Not good i tell you. Not good at all. Heads still woozy as an "enemy" put it. Some whack stories I heard before my break: So theres this school called Progressive English School here. Indian Syllabus, separate shifts for boys and girls. Mornin for girls, afternoon for boys. Extra classes are mixed. In comes the annoying economics teacher. Extra class. 12th grade. She switches off the a/c. Why? "I'm economizing" WHY? "Well see, you girls wear all these short skirts and economize, so I'm doing my share" So dude at the back gets majorly annoyed at her reasoning, he takes of his shoe and throws it on the teachers face, Bam, right on her face :-D LMAO! WHAT A LUNATIC! Annoying teacher is embarassed for sure. Picks up shoe and takes it to principls office. Next eco extra class, that guy is not in class. He's standing outside the classroom, with his shoe against the glass panel in the door. Everyone starts to giggle. Teacher looks back. figures. Goes up to the door, open it and says: "Class, this is an example of a retard." Kid gets embarassed, takes his shoe and runs away. NEXT eco extra class, theres graffiti outside the classroom wall. "Ziada bolo gay to munh pay joota parhay ga" *** Now, we've bugged teachers too... a lot... but... :-| if this is whack... get a load of this SAME SCHOOL, 12th GRADE Bio Extra Class... In comes male instructor and sees DICK written on the board really huge. He starts to rub ith off with the duster, continuosly looking back at the boys. Then he starts to teach. Next day, instructor comes in to see dick written again in even larger letters. He starts rubbing it off again. voice at the back of the calls pipes out: "The more you rub it, the larger it gets" :-| At work place (sardaar jee jokes are for real!) With apologies to all sardaars... :-) colleague on the phone: "Hi, is this Mr Singh?" "Yes" "Good morning Mr. Singh" "No no ma'am BALWINDER Singh jee!" :eyeroll: The same day me and the same colleague enter the elevator on the ground floor to go to the third floor (thats where our office is). A sardaar comes running in as the door closes. So we open the door for him. He comes in and first thing he asks is, "Is this going up?" Liek DUDE coudlnt u see that big arrowfacing uwards outside which was blinking! And where ELSE will it go from the ground floor. I'm willing to forgive this one tho, we dont think right when in a hurry :-D *** Oh and you must have read this joke before, but it really happened. Serious type of sardaar jee, sitting. Gora boss passes by and asks casually, "Oh relaxing?" Saradar jee gets annoyed and says,"No it's Sukhvinder Singh!" Haha, happened at a friends office. So you see, sardaar jee jokes DO have an origin! *** Hmmm, ok, can't think of any more real life funnies. If you're bored sit with ur siblings and try to recall all the times u havebeen slapped by your parents as kids and why. You'll realize that u weren't even present when the other one got slapped 70% of the time. Heh. Was asking my youngest sis, shes 13, about how many times she sbeen slapped. And I wasnt present on any single one of those moments. :-| I'm glad tho she was laffin recalling each one of those moments. We all realized that each time she got into trouble it was coz of my youngest brother who JUST turned 18 :D Havent been out with friends for two weeks now... otherwise i would have more funnies :-)