Tuesday, September 13, 2005

my ode to cats and cockroaches

my sister used to lift kittens by their tails, swing em and throw em. they made for cool frisbees you know. and they actually came back for more. lol. lol. lol. yeah, its not just me and my family who were (are) retarded, it was the stray cats my mom fed too. she always left sauted fish for them. and milk. and my sis, oh god, she'd feed em those tiny homoeopathic tablets when they got a cold. theyre sweet. good ol days. so why dont u swinnnnnnnnng swing swing swinggggg travis will hate me for this lol oh and diluted dettol sprayed on roaches will kill them. spray it on their face, they taste it and die immediately! they start running in circles like crazy and then flip upside down and DIE DIE DIE! i learnt that when i was 10. also if you cut of their feelers (antennae) with a pair of scissors, they start bumping into stuff. lol lol lol. but u need alot of skill for that. only a pro lucifer can do it :P ah the good ol pre baptized days. sigh. now that i noticed the title... hen.......... cock peahen....... peacock does this mean cockroach.... henroach? why're they called cockroaches dammit? mebbe coz they like to live in the gutter :D

16 comments:

Nabil said...

talk about being wicked.:|..throwing kitties and killing roaches with dettol.

Raheel said...

lol.. thatz hilarious. Evil you and tumse badi evil your sis.

Retarded.. no doubt.. throwing kittens :lol:

Btw cockroaches are so nice beings.. the make you tickle when they walk on your arm. haye!!

BrainSyke said...

coz everyone lieks cocks!

Rude Awakenings said...

hahahah.. "every one likes cocks"
how brutally honest!


That was quite a wicked post. Gosh I could never torture innocent animals, humans are a different story.hehe

flying cow said...

nasty nasty nastyyyyyyy lucifer...

dont hurt cats. they are innocent bezubaan janvars. evil nasty luci!

Tez said...
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Tez said...

i dont go near cats..animals of all sorts simply freak me out-not an animal lover at all. as for those insects and cockroaches..frigging things make me scream like a girl! but once again..nice one! ever think about standup comedy?

Zag said...

Heyyy.... anonymous is back :D after all my protests did work ;)

Anyway, cockroaches walking on arms.... YUCK!!!! oh, i wanted to comment this on your previous post.... since you've actually mentioned "sex confessions of an arab woman" in the post and you've been mentioning masturbation a lot in your posts (okay, twice) and you've also mentioned masturbation, sex together with arab woman in the same post.... and now in this post you are typing out cock... you are soo gonna get loads of perverts visiting your blog now :D hey, i thought i was your resident perv for this blog!!!! I protest you trying to invite other pervs here :P

disco papaya said...

firstly.. your a freak :D

secodnly, i hate cats, do whatever the hell you want with them

and next time i see a roach, im giving you a ring :P

BaptizedLucifer said...

nabil - the kitties were lovin it! trust me! its like i walk outta my hous eand see my sister lafing and swinging kitties and then letting go of them. it was a jaw droppi9ng moment. but the damn kittens were having fun!

BaptizedLucifer said...

dp - cats look kinda cute when u pat their heads.. u know they close their eyes and all.. otherwise im not big on em.. especially coz they keeping rubbing against u... annoying eerie creatures.

BaptizedLucifer said...

raheel - ur from outer space i tell ya!

tez - a hijabi stand up comedian? now THAT is jokes! noway. lol. im not surprised a guy with tattoos screams when he sees roaches. :D and i shoudl cut my imagination short right there. lol

Natasha said...

i love killing roaches and screaming DIE DIE DIE. mauahahahah :D

p.s why is everyone resorting to the word verification bakwaas on comments? :S

BaptizedLucifer said...

i keep getting spammed tasha. i hate having to use it on my blog, and that too MYSELF. ARGH! but... vaat to do. hmm.. oh yeah.. jump on the roach... DIE DIE DIE...

Tez said...

nice one! u got me..it is quite a sight!!

BrainSyke said...

we are going to get an ant farm