The Evolution of a Programmer :)

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Coz the gangstas we run this bitch

I don't get it. Someone please explain this to me. Whats wrong with Met. Seriously. Asking the Israelis for advise in combating terrorism. The most notorious terrorists in the world. Nice. Shoot to kill. Awesome. Go on a shooting frenzy. Kill you own people. Oh but make sure you dress in plain clothes and offer no identification. Just put a gun on someones head and tell em to give in. If they run, shoot em. they be terror suspects. Seriously, wheres their common sense gone? Oh wait, the whole idea is to not let them know they are cops eh? Coz if they find out these "suicide bombers" will explode themselves then and there yeah? So shoot em instead. And when you shoot em dead, call em illegal residents. give the description of some syko carrying bombs with him/her. And if their are public outcries, ONLY then may you bother to find out who the hell you just shoot down. Followed by an apology of course. :) Shooting a suspect is one thing. But shooting someone just coz you scare them off by acting like thugs is another. Gotta give it to Israel tho. They've done it again. When the colonialist becomes the colonized. The irony of it all is that i wish each of the officers on post lose a loved one to unnatural death for no justified reason. You know what that feels like only if u go thru it. They wont be all so trigger happy then. At least they'll prolly figure that you dont just ask someone to give in and expect them to obey when ur in civilian clothes and give no identification before touching the person. One would expect ARMED officers with the right to shoot-to-kill to be a bit more... no not careful.... but sensible. Where the common sense at? Did the Israeli advisors suck it out? Whatever happened to all the Intelligence? Can't blame the officers who shot the kid. Gotta blame the system. Israels terrorist suppression tactics work great for sure. We all know it. If its a Palestinian, shoot. This is the same shit thats goin on in Iraq too. Shoot em coz you thought they were staging a suspected ambush. Where the HELL is ur intelligence you morons? You call yourselves a super power when u cant even tell a suspected ambush from a bunch of citizens just passing by?

'"The reason they shot us is just because the Americans are reckless," the general said from his hospital bed hours after the July 6 shooting, his head wrapped in a white bandage. "Nobody punishes them or blames them." '

Looks like Londons gonna turn into another Iraq now. They said his clothing and behaviour was suspicious. Well, unseasonal it was. It's just sad. No ones got any better ideas to combat the situation anyway. The question is, how long? How many people to they shoot down before they stop shooting people down on suspect? You wanna blame AQ for it? sure. They still havent captured anyone of them after 9/11. The serach goes on. they turned Afghanistan upside down only to give the statement: "Osama isnt in Afghanistan" All right. He isn't. Apparently, he's in Pakistan now. :) Americans fighting over the Patriot Act. And now the Britons over the shoot-to-kill policy. Isn't the aim of the terrorist to create terror and anarchy? Isn't that what the government is doing right now? Increasing fear and anarchy amongst the public? Asking them to calm down isnt going ot do aything. One mans been shot dead. Sure you can say its just ONE person. CALM DOWN! But that's not the way the public mentality goes. They're even more freaked out now. They would WANT to trust their own police force but it seems to be working against them now. The terrorist, is satisfied. Mission accomplished. Whine: And its an Arabic word, its E-RAQ, not EYE-RACK for gossake. At least take out a few seconds to find out how to pronounce the damn name. It's a proper noun for gossake! Heh, ok, i'm like a bit anal when it comes to names. The world knows Dubai as Do-buy. Wth? Just goes to show how much you don't give a damn about the countries own identity. Correct me if i'm wrong tho. :)

"Threats to UAE are baseless"

http://www.gulfnews.com/Articles/NationNF.asp?ArticleID=174422

Threats to UAE are baseless Gulf News Report Dubai: A statement posted on an Islamist website and quoted by a Western news agency threatening the UAE is baseless, an official source stated yesterday. "It should not be taken seriously," the source told Gulf News. The statement was posted on the Islamist website called Tajdeed that belongs to extremist Saudi dissident Mohammad Al Masaari on March 18, the source said. The statement, signed by an unidentified individual, warns the UAE to expel foreigners within 10 days. It was picked up however by a Western news agency yesterday. "Our preventive measures are there to ensure security and stability," the source added. "Such baseless statements are only meant to confuse authorities. They are absurd and have no value."

Well, Indias most wanted criminal, Dawood Ibrahim's daughter just got wedded to Miandad's son on the 24th. So there. Hmm, I wonder who this official source is. And is he/she so damn scared that they mght come and bomb his/her home if his/her name is published? All it shows is uncertainity from the person itself. Oh I cant tell you who i am, altho i AM the government. Seriously, who's official source was it nayway? the police? the miliatary? or the awesome information ministry we have here? Reminds me of Saddam's Info Minister, heh. One isnt even allowed to peacfully revolt on the streets here, so we cant even tell these morons that we aint scared of em. And how can you, when your owngovernment denies the very existance of any imminent threat. The UAE is such a ripe target for them at the moment. I wonder when the US/UK military is stepping in to help us protect the UAE, since they ae so much more experienced. Disgusting.

From 9/11 to 7/7: Crusade intensifies

From 9/11 to 7/7: Crusade intensifies by Abid Ullah Jan Email: abidjan@tanzeem.org Published: July 08, 2005 URL: http://www.tanzeem.org/resources/articles/article.asp?id=246 The staged terrorist attacks are the occasions when even the most honest and since of us lose sight of the reality. One can guess it from the statements of George Galloway and others who called it �shock and awe� in London. Galloway considers that Londoners had �paid the price� of the increased likelihood of terrorist attacks for the UK government�s role in the attacks on Iraq and Afghanistan. However sincere such comments may be, they directly support the accusations without evidence which Blair put forward within minutes of the attack. This was not a �shock and awe" in London because it was not an attack by aggressors from outside after years of lying through their teeth to the whole world. It was just another inside job: another staged 9/11 to intensify the war on Islam. Follow the pattern to believe it. Within hours the news on AFP site read: �Blair, analysts see Islamic link to London blasts.� Well, we deserve to take a look at those experts Blair relies on. Please note: Boaz Ganor, director general of Israel�s International Policy Institute for Counter-Terrorism and Mordechai Kedar, a counter-terrorism analyst for Israel�s public television. Also note the language Blair used: �It is important however that those engaged in terrorism realize that our determination to defend our values and our way of life is greater than their determination to cause death and destruction to innocent people in a desire to impose extremism on the world.� Didn�t Bush use the same words? Interestingly, even Paul Martin of Canada unnecessarily referred to "our way of life" and "freedom." Everyone was talking his heart and mind today without waiting for any clue as to who committed these horrible acts. Blair brought Islam and Muslims into the fry right away: �We know that these people act in the name of Islam, but we also know that the vast and overwhelming majority of Muslims, here and abroad, are decent and law-abiding people who abhor this act of terrorism every bit as much as we do.� Does it ring the familiar bell of the clash of civilisations and blaming Muslims without a single shred of evidence available at hand? Comparing what Blair uttered in the most irresponsible way to what Bush said on 9/11, one comes to the conclusion that Bush was far moderate in his allegation. Blair jumped from �our way of life� to �our values� and �their values� in a show of transparent, well rehearsed sophistry. Bush directly referred to the beginning of a crusade after 9/11. See how Blair went far ahead without mentioning the word crusade: �We will show, by our spirit and dignity, and by our quiet but true strength that there is in the British people, that our values will long outlast theirs.� Blair and Bush�s values are known to the world since they lied, invaded Afghanistan and then Iraq to continue brutal occupation and wreak terror into the lives of humiliated Iraqis. What we need to find here is the clues to this bombing from the public record available before the event unfolded on July 8, 2005 because it is confirmed that like 9/11 there would be no investigation. Even if there is any investigation, it would be simply confirm what Blair had to say today. Those who remember, the Indian Express and others reported Associated Press story on June 24 that BBC announced it would time delay �sensitive� news. Immediately, keen observers concluded that England would soon be the next site of a staged �terror� attack.[1] Every word that we heard from Blair and his company shows that the recent bombing was a false flag operation designed to keep the West pitted against Islam. Even if we assume that 9/11 and 7/7 are handy operations carried by Muslims, we have yet to hear from someone that these attacks have been carried out �on a way of life� or �values� of the West. All these are fig leaves, used by those who have killed millions to impose their �values� and �way of life� abroad. It does not take one to be a Muslim to understand what is going on. It only needs a cool mind to understand that the attack only benefits empires desperate to maintain a foothold in the Middle East without further eroding public opinion. Some reports show that Israeli embassy in London was warned before the attack and Israel insists that it doesn�t mean it has also carried out the attack.[2] Associated Press, however, reported that Nathanyahu change his planes due to bomb warning.[3] National Post in Canada also confirmed that the Israelis received warnings before the attack.[4] Trying to spin their way out of this mess, Israeli embassy strongly denied early warning and claimed that it received the call after the first explosion.[5] But the claim that the call came after the first explosion doesn�t work either because for almost an hour after that first blast it was still being reported as a power surge related accident. Just this week, it was reported that England had drafted plans to pull out their troops.[6] Is the bombing a victory for Al Qaeda in this context? Are we to believe then that the orchestrated response to these plans was to blow up a double decker bus in England? Now, can you guess what the most likely response to such an event would be: Pull the troops out faster or galvanize public support, thus keeping the troops in Iraq? To take advantage of the staged bloody game, almost instantly a previously unheard of Islamic group [7](The Secret Organization of al-Qaeda in Europe?) took credit � even though the translation falls apart under scrutiny because the Qur�an is improperly cited.[8] This is just the beginning and the war lords are already giving references to �Islamofascists� in their Islamophobic magazines such as National Review.[9] Jerusalem Post came out with the headline: �Rules of Conflict for a World War� (July 07, 2005). We must not forget that Madrid bombers were linked to Spanish Security Service,[10] and other reports from sources such as BBC cited suspects as police informants.[11] As the co-opted media analysts are trying to draw links between Madrid and London, let us not forget the part where the suspects were connected to the government. What gives us the motive right there is the statement by Fox News� Brian Kilmeade, who said London terror attack near G8 summit "works to ... Western world�s advantage, for people to experience something like this together" along with who really did it.[12] There is not even a shred of evidence available so far that could implicate Muslims. However, what is undoubtedly clear is that those who staged these terror attacks once again exhibited the sort of calculation and ruthlessness that has come to be associated with the ideology at the heart of the crusade in the name of a �war on terror�: Islamofascism. Notes [1] �BBC to time-delay live sensitive broadcasts,� Associated Press, the Indian Express, June 24, 2005. http://www.indianexpress.com/full_story.php?content_id=73187 [2] Report: Israel Was Warned Ahead of First Blast 13:30 Jul 07, �05 / 30 Sivan http://www.israelnn.com/news.php3?id=853465765 Also see: Britain failed to protect London even after Israel warned Britain of coming Al-Qaeda terror � inefficiency or conspiracy? India Daily News Bureau Jul. 7, 2005. URL: http://www.indiadaily.com/editorial/3489.asp Also see: http://www.israelnn.com/news.php3?id=85346 Also see: http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/july2005/070705israelwarned.htm [3] AMY TEIBEL, �Netanyahu Changed Plans Due to Warning,� Associated Press, July 07, 2005. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050707/ap_on_re_mi_ea/israel_britain_explosions_1 [4] http://www.canada.com/national/nationalpost/news/ story.html?id=ca84a44d-41c2-4b9f-b9a5-9b6f0bdce990 [5] Yossi Melman, �Israeli Embassy strongly denies report it received early warning of attacks,� Haaretz, July 07, 2005. http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/597425.html [6] Jimmy Burns and Peter Spiegel, �MoD plans Iraq troop withdrawal,� Financial Times, July 4, 2005 22:02. http://news.ft.com/cms/s/a1384df4-ecbc-11d9-9d20-00000e2511c8.html [7] http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/security_britain_claim_dc [8] Phony reports link Al Qaeda to London attacks, Al-Jazeera. See: http://www.aljazeera.com/me.asp?service_ID=8925 and http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8496293/ [9] Frank J. Gaffny Jr. �War Footing: The attack in London is a stark reminder of what we must do to prevail.,� National Review, July 07, 2005 http://www.nationalreview.com/gaffney/gaffney200507071128.asp [10] http://prisonplanet.tv/articles/june2004/062104madridbombers.htm [11] Spain suspects �were informants� BBC, Thursday, 29 April, 2004, 14:39 GMT 15:39 UK [12] http://mediamatters.org/items/200507070005

Islamist Web Site Warns U.A.E. to Eject Non-Muslims

http://quote.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=10000087&sid=a_qm6yXV570M&refer=home

Islamist Web Site Warns U.A.E. to Eject Non-Muslims (Update1) July 24 (Bloomberg) -- An Islamist Web site warned the United Arab Emirates, the Middle East's fourth-largest oil producer, to expel non Muslims and Westerners, including the U.S. ambassador and other U.S. citizens, within 10 days or risk attack. There are about 20,000 U.S. citizens resident in the U.A.E., according to the U.S. embassy in Dubai. The U.K., which is recovering from bomb attacks in London on July 7 that killed 56 people, has 100,000 of its citizens there. ``If you refuse to do this, we ask God to settle the matter or we will settle it with our own hands,'' said the statement posted July 19 by an unidentified individual on al-Sakifah Web site, which carries statements attributed to al-Qaeda in Iraq. Security concerns are rising among governments in the Middle East allied to the U.S. following the attacks in London and the blasts early yesterday in the Red Sea resort of Sharm el-Sheikh, Egypt, which killed more than 85 people and wounded 200. Kuwait, Saudi Arabia and Qatar boosted security of oil sites this year. ``All threats are taken seriously,'' said U.S. Embassy spokeswoman Hilary Olsin-Windecker in a telephone interview today from Abu Dhabi, the U.A.E.'s capital. The statement criticized the U.A.E. for letting U.S. naval vessels dock at Jebel Ali port on the Persian Gulf and permitting shore leave in Dubai for crew of aircraft carriers, U.S.S. Kitty Hawk, U.S.S. John F. Kennedy and U.S.S. Harry S. Truman. The Web statement called for the removal of the U.S. ambassador to the Emirates. The U.S. has no permanent military bases in the country, said the U.S. embassy spokeswoman. To contact the reporter on this story: Andy Critchlow in Dammam, Saudi Arabia at at acritchlow1@bloomberg.net Last Updated: July 24, 2005 06:00 EDT

Stayin' Alive

Artist: The Bee Gees Album: Staying Alive Title: Stayin' Alive Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man: no time to talk. Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around since I was born. And now it's all right. It's OK. And you may look the other way. We can try to understand the New York Times' effect on man. Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother, you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin', and we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive. Well now, I get low and I get high, and if I can't get either, I really try. Got the wings of heaven on my shoes. I'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose. You know it's all right. It's OK. I'll live to see another day. We can try to understand the New York Times' effect on man. Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother, you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin', and we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive. Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me. Somebody help me, yeah. Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me. Somebody help me, yeah. Stayin' alive. Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man: no time to talk. Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around since I was born. And now it's all right. It's OK. And you may look the other way. We can try to understand the New York Times' effect on man. Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother, you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin', and we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive. Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me. Somebody help me, yeah. Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me, yeah. I'm stayin' alive.

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Nuclear Attack in United States �Imminent� As Jews Continuing Fleeing From North America, Benjamin Netanyahu Identified As London �Target� In Bombings, Israel Continues Descent into Total Chaos - By: Sorcha Faal, and as reported to her Russian Subscribers

Russian Intelligence Analysts are reporting today that the terrorist attacks in London were the result of a failed Israeli Mossad Operation to assassinate the Israeli Government Official Benjamin Netanyahu, and who Western Intelligence Forces have identified as being the leader of the massive Israeli Spying Ring presently being targeted in the United States and who are �ready� to target an American city with a smuggled in Nuclear Bomb.

Perhaps these most strange events are best stated by one of President Putin�s aides who said, �We are now seeing the beginning of the end for Israel, at least as it used to be, and the United States is a part of their battleground, maybe the whole world we be.�

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US Gun Statistics

http://www.rense.com/general62/gns.htm Doctors (A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000. (B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000. (C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. (Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept. of Health Human Services) Guns (A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. Yes, that is 80 million. (B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500. (C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.000188. Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners. Remember, "Guns don't kill people, doctors do." FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR. Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand! Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention. ------ LOL! :D

Some Rant and lotsa Raves

Sopeone sent me one of those islamic forwards today, with nothing but good intent. This time around it was about having pig fat used in almost every other thing with utilize in our daily lives. Now i'm willing to believe that to a certain extent since quite a few products have been banned over here, in the UAE, over the recent few years because they were found to contain pig fat and other by-products. However, there was stuff in the well researched article that was ridiculous and questionable. The research was done by some Sheikh Sahib. Oh bummer. Thats just like labening a person Tom, Dick or Harry. How about John? Growing up in the UAE, we always believed, or rather innocently assume, that a Sheikh means a ruler. We have a Sheikhdom here, just like once upon a time there were Kingdoms ruled by Kings. Later on we find out, that a "sheikh" is apprently a scholar in islam. Ahan. And now we have Sheikh Sahib doing research for us. Wowzer. Sheikh sahib says that "[s]ince these goods[containing pig fat] are being used in all Muslim countries indiscrimately, our society is facing problems like shamelessness, rudeness and sexual promiscuity." I must be really stupid. I fail to see the relationship between consuming pig fat and having a desire to be a pimp. No, really. I just don't see the link. If you do, please show me how. I'd be obliged! Oh well, you can read the article here: www.islammessage.com On a side note, going to watch soem crazy clown act tonight. heh. Apprently Europes funniest clowns are gonna be entertaining me for 45 minutes. Lets see how that goes. Well, hey, its a walking distance form my home, so spare me the stares will ya? lol. ALSO, the global Village which is one of the biggest attraction during the Dubai Shopping Festival has been extended. It will not start from 6th October and end on 3rd March. Which MEANS... I get to take MORepictures with the stilt waaaalkkkkkkkkerrrrs. Yeah, i'm OCD about taking pics with em :P Hmm, what else, hmmm. OH YEAH! TIESTO IS COMING TO DUBAAAAAAAAAAAI! WOOHOO! BYE!

FU101: Introduction to Fuckups

Someone's msn nick. haha. i like.

3 trains collide in Pakistan

132 killed and hundreds injured:

Survivors of the deadly collision involving three trains in southern Pakistan say they were thrown from their seats after a big explosion.

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Pakistan 'thwarted attack in UK'

British detectives believe three British men of Pakistani descent died carrying out the London attacks. If they are confirmed as suicide attacks, they would be the first of their kind in the UK.

way to go milli-o

cut-toon of the day yo! http://www.milligazette.com/cartoons/end.htm Imrana a case of media over kill and milli in competence - http://www.milligazette.com/dailyupdate/2005/20050706a.htm

Taiwan bowled over by toilet-theme restaurant

Food served in bowls shaped like Asian-style 'squat pots' TAIPEI - It may take a strong stomach to eat curry or chocolate ice cream out of a toilet bowl, but a commode-themed restaurant in Taiwan does booming business serving up just that.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8417691

HAHAHAHA

Oh and check this out... lol

W says: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

W says: toilet restaurant

W says: this is hilarious

W says: hahahahahhahahahahaahhaha

W says: i told someone i wanna take them out on a date

W says: so she was happy and then i showed her the restaurant

W says: i showed the toilet restaurant

W says: i think she blocked me....

W says: after she said "fuck you W!"

W says: that was wrong

Steve Jobs to 2005 graduates: 'Stay hungry, stay foolish'

Steve Jobs to 2005 graduates: 'Stay hungry, stay foolish' 'You've got to find what you love,' Jobs says

BAN COMIC SANS

My bro just got some official documents from his univ which happens to be the most prestigious one over here. I mean how many univs outside the USA do u know of who have US accreditation. Anyhow, the document was typed in COMIC SANS! YOU DON'T TYPE OFFICIAL DOCUMENTS IN COMIC SANS!!!!!!!!!!! The last thing i expected was for auniversity to be using comic sans for its official documents! ANNOYING!!! http://www.bancomicsans.com

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