Saturday, August 20, 2005

look disco, this ones about me. =P

aight so i was at a wedding yesterday. As usual, i didnt know anyone. All i knew was that someones gran daughter was getting married (rukhsati). And that good old woman and her sons and daughter in laws were with my parents when they all went for Hajj last year. Since, it was a regular boring Friday, i decided to go to the wedding. Coz they were pretty lively people. I knew id be entertained just watching then :D So i enter the hall, get greeted by a few, and who do i see sitting in a corner? ABEZ! :D Small world eh? Annoying bit being, everytime i see either of the sisters i can only think of abez or aniraz to call them out as... and thats rather weird. Doubt if theyd recognize it themselves. Since no one would really be calling them that in real life. So much for first impressions being the last ones. I did manage to force a "Zeba!" out of my mouth somehow. I did also cut her conversation off with a lovely lady. I lack social tact. I really do. Anyways the wedding got a bit boring, especially since the brides photosession was being done on the stage after she came in. Interesting. Aight now im bored of typing about this story. Sorry disco. What else, we had a rishta over for my sis. Itold him chav jokes. lol. He just couldnt believe i knew chav jokes. Well i wouldnt have if i hadnt bumped into evild. The guy had the same name as my eldest bro, so it got a bit confusing. He's kinda short tho. heh. Mona's gone for her wedding in Mumbai. We miss her. I need to visit a doctor sometime soon, but it just doesnt seem to be happening sometime soon! School starts in September. Yuk. Going back after an year. I'm so not excited. Theres some song coming on Indus Music. The slutty model in the vdo has the same figah as disco and also the same date of birth. or so she claims. =P Disco told me herself. Whch just goes to show that she actually did look up info on the model :P Oh and Disco, this is for you, that sluts gallery Me and disco are watching indua music right now, IMRadio is the name of the show. And we know someone on it. So we're watching and discussing. Bless the internet! I'm in a good mood now. And that's how i'd like to end it. Got this from Mona's blog:

How to make a BaptizedLucifer

Ingredients: 3 parts competetiveness 1 part arrogance 3 parts leadership
Method: Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Serve with a slice of wisdom and a pinch of salt. Yum!

How to make a Faiza

Ingredients: 1 part intelligence 1 part humour 1 part energy
Method: Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add lustfulness to taste! Do not overindulge!
Personality cocktail
lustfulness? =S lol no on read that bit!

20 comments:

Zag said...

I hope this anonymous guy is some spam bot otherwise you have some really weird fans :)

Btw, you are totally painting DP as a lesbo... you better stop doing that as I recently found out shez underage.... you're gonna get us guys in trouble if FBI found out what we are picturing about her and the SLUTTY model right now ;) .... btw which SLUTTY model is that.... your links aren't working!!!! or maybe its a ploy to get our over active imaginations working :P

oh and your multiple personality disorder has finally kicked in full gear..... you are taking two seperate personality tests now :)

and how come therez nothing about tiddy in this post??? he'll start crying if u keep on doing this ;)

Zag said...

wait a sec.... i missed that lustfulness part........... so Baps is full of lust... thats why we don't need to add any... but for faiza, i guess shez a prude... thats why we have to add lustfullness and then do not over indulge otherwise she'll explode ;)

saeed said...

yeah, WHICH model???

BaptizedLucifer said...

saeed - ive put the links dude.

zag - uve started again havent u?

disco papaya said...

WHY DOES EVERYONE CARE ABOUT THE SLUTTY MODEL!!

EVERYONE WILL KNOW MY NAME NOW U EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIAT
REMOVE REMOVE REMOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
hurry hurry hurrry :p
sorry about the paranoia

BaptizedLucifer said...

lol lol lol, aight, but im gonna replace it with something else now ;-)

say what? said...

DP .. i haev to hadn it there to you :) .. you made lucy do something :p .. God speed woman .. use that power real carefully :D

and lucy thanks for the sluty links .. i couldnt find them before and had to lweave early :PpPp

say what? said...

zag, .. come back yo .. :) get the magic rollin :P.

BaptizedLucifer said...

lol @ slutty links. i used to post the actually slutty links of pakistanis models and actresses on my naseeb journal. all id get in return was "AstagfirAllah!" and "OMG! How COULD YOU?" as if it was me posing in those pics. lol. I was just showing them all the colors of our society :P

say what? said...

astaghfirullah

*touches his ears*

BaptizedLucifer said...

haha my mostfave slut model is amina haq... ufffh she gets some really hot photo shoots done. and she looks hot too. unlike the others :P

BaptizedLucifer said...

zag - i didnt have to TAKE a personality test. you just have to enter ur name. haha lemme see what it says for zag...

How to make a SurferZag
Ingredients:
1 part intelligence
5 parts silliness
5 parts ego
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little fitness if desired!


blahhhh. :P

BaptizedLucifer said...

How to make a discopapaya

Ingredients:
5 parts friendliness
3 parts crazyiness
1 part instinct
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of curiosity


now we're talking!

Zag said...

Hmm.... are you sure you didn't made up the results on surferzag :P besides, if you enter surfer with anything in a personality test will result in low intelligence and high silliness.... bah, stereotypes!!! now do one with just Zag and be prepared to be blown away ;)

BTW, WHICH SLUTTY MODEL WAS IT!!!!! Your links didn't worked before!!!! learn some goddamn html before you start learning C :D

As for Aminah Haq.... whoa babe.... you just took me back in time when her poster adorned a wall of my room....... hotness in a tiny package ;) but now that i m all grown up...... Astaghfirullah!!

Zag said...

btw, now i've replaced Slutty model with Aminah Haq and DP with Faiza in my mind...... hmmmmmmmmmmmmm ;)

disco papaya said...

zag- ive actually seen her in real life.. she isnt erm.. quite that attractive.. but i wont burst yoru bubble and you can keep on dreaming about her :D

and i quite like my description eventhough 3 parts craziness is a BIT MUCH dont u think

Zag said...

DP: Actually that poster is now almost 10 years old and its not on my wall anymore.... as i said, Astagfirullah :)

As for the cocktail.... after going thru a lil bit of your blog... the first thing i m having my doubt over is not the crazy part.... its the 5 part friendliness ;)

BaptizedLucifer said...

zag - u chochoray. it stupid blogger. not me who cant get the html right. :P

DP - ignore him. hes obviously very low on self esteem :P

disco papaya said...

zag- im mean, i know.

luci- govindas coming on tv.. some lame movie with him and amitabh shaking it like mad with madhuri.. thought of u :D

BaptizedLucifer said...

dp - i really dont know how to react to that looooool. yeha amitabh went really lame when he made his comeback., :P