Salavation for Deepak Jahagirdar (The dude below)

Rabbi offers prayer for Web porn surfers Wednesday, January 21, 2004 Posted: 1507 GMT (11:07 PM HKT) JERUSALEM, Israel (Reuters) -- An Israeli rabbi has composed a prayer to help devout Jews overcome guilt after visiting porn sites while browsing the Internet. "Please God, help me cleanse the computer of viruses and evil photographs that disturb and ruin my work ..., so that I shall be able to cleanse myself," reads the benediction by Shlomo Eliahu, chief rabbi in the northern town of Safed. Eliahu, quoted by Israel's largest daily newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth, said he had responded to a deluge of queries from Orthodox Jews worried that the lure of Internet sex sites was putting family relationships at risk. The rabbi recommends that Jews recite the prayer when they log on to the Internet or even program it to flash up on their computer screens so they are spiritually covered whether they enter a porn site intentionally or by mistake.

Ahem... We've all come across them, sick retards online. I know them now as the Coconut Men, lol. "u wish there was a way to cleanse urself of the smut that smacks you in the eyes and the filth that f***s with yout brain...." well here it is... the ultimate means for absolution, salvation, redemption! :D now you know what do to � just say �Please God, help me cleanse the computer of viruses and evil photographs which disturb and ruin my work..� "Of course, if God can cleanse your computer of viruses and porn, He ought to be able to prevent you from downloading them in the first place. Apparently God isn�t really omnipotent. He�s just a kind of glorified firewall. " "Overcome guilt they claim? So they not only make people feel guilty for there carnal desires in the first place but also offer to give help for the guilt they created for them afterwards? And I�m the only effer who see�s this? I doubt it but there�s still a llama-load of �blind� people out there which is quite bleeding sad." Maybe Hajagirdar should give it a try too, since he forgot that every woman in the world ain't his Jahagir. Jaagir btw, is urdu for property, and Jaagirdaar is the one who owns it. And of course, how can i forget: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA